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  Raj Survase

  5 weeks and 2 days ago

  Wish u very """HAPPY DIWALI"""

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  Yudhvinder Singh

  5 weeks and 3 days ago

  

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  raihana hifah

  10 weeks and 3 days ago

  thanks for wishing me.
  

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  sukhada deo

  16 weeks and 2 days ago

  Did you ever stop and wonder......
  
  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
  Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  
  Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
  
  Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  
  Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  
  Are there especially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
  
  If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  
  Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  
  Do you cry under water?
  
  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  
  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
  Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
  
  Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
  
  Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  
  Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
  
  Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
  
  If corn oil is made from corn, andvegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
  
  If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
  
  
  

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  sukhada deo

  16 weeks and 2 days ago

  hey superb scrap.......

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  sukhada deo

  16 weeks and 2 days ago

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  sukhada deo

  16 weeks and 4 days ago

  Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
  
  
  Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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  No More aLive

  16 weeks and 4 days ago

  Orkutnary

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  Anisa Mistry

  16 weeks and 4 days ago

  thank u

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  Anisa Mistry

  16 weeks and 4 days ago

  I'm married and have a baby also

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  melissa francis

  16 weeks and 4 days ago

  Tx 4 the comments.

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  mika mih

  16 weeks and 5 days ago

  
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