Arhant Gimekar

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  krishh heda

  1 day and 7 hours ago

  A woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, "Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better."
  
  The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"
  
  She said, "Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."
  
  He said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday."
  
  The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! That's fantastic! That's wonderful news!"
  
  The man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!"
  
  She said, "I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen, my doctor, doesn't tell me a word!"
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  tanmayee keerti

  1 week and 2 days ago

  hiee Arhant BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U FREN....BYE TAKE CARE.

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  BK Deepak Agarwal

  3 weeks and 3 days ago

  My Spiritual Collection .. .
  
  http://sites.google.com/site/myspiritualcollection/

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  krishh heda

  5 weeks and 1 day ago

  
  Free Myspace Generators
  

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  HAJJA ab

  5 weeks and 3 days ago

  

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  HAJJA ab

  7 weeks and 4 days ago

  hellow my sweet frnd..how r u

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  krishh heda

  10 weeks and 5 days ago

  KAGAZ PAI RAKHKAR ROTIYAN KHAYE TO KIS TARAH..
  KHOON SE LATPHAT AATE HAI AKHBAAR AAJKAL..
  
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  yun lamhaa lamhaa sahaaron kaa karzdaar na kar;
  giraanaa hai to giraa de sambhaaltaa kyun hai...
  
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  tanhai ka usne manjar nahi dekha
  afsos ki mere dil k andr nahi dekha
  dil tutne ka dard wo kya jaane
  wo lamha usne kabhi jee kar nahi dekha
  
  
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  Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,
  kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi....

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  krishh heda

  12 weeks and 11 hours ago

  [b]Gamein Zindgi ko Es kadar hum jiye ja rahe hai
  Unki yaadon ke jnaje ko kandha diye ja rahe hai
  Har meh mein dikhai deti hai surat unki
  yuhi to nahi, hum sham-o-sehar piye ja rahe hai
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  Har Dua mein Tera Naam, aur dil mein teri hi yaad hoti hai
  Logo ki subah suraj ke sath aur apni Chand ke sath hoti hai.
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  tod ke khwab mere
  woh apni duniya basane chale
  mere gham ke saaye main
  woh apni khushiya manane chale
  is dil ko tod kar
  kahin aur dil lagaane chale
  bujha ke duniya meri
  woh apni shama jalane chale
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  Ae kalam jra ruk ruk kr chal,
  kya ghazab ka mukaam aya hai,
  jra thodi der thahar ja,
  teri nok k neeche mere yaar ka naam aya hai [/b]

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  krishh heda

  14 weeks and 18 hours ago

  Kash Ye Dil Shishe Ka Bana Hota
  Chot Lagti To Beshak Ye Fanah Hota
  Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz Iske Tutne Ki
  Tab Unhe Bhi Apne Gunah Ka Ehsaas Hota
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  Ek Ajab Sa Manzaer Nazer Ata Hai,
  Har Ek Katara Samander Nazar Ata Hai,
  Kahan Banao Main Gahr Shishay Ka,
  Har Ek Ka Hath Main Pahther Nazar Ata Hai
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  Jis Raat Baraste Hain Teri Yaad Ke Badalm,
  Us Shab Koi Hijr Ka Tara Nahi Hota,
  Yun Hi Mere Pehlu Mein Ata Hain Aksar,
  Wo Dard Jise Mai Ne Pukara Nahi Hota.
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  Wo Aankhon Mein Ashq Liye Bethe Hai,
  Hum Bhi Unke Pyar Mein Pagal Hue Behte Hai,
  Hum To Jaan Dene Ko Bhi Tayar Hai,
  Magar Wo Hamari Jaan Bane Bethe Hai
  
  Gud Morning ...

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  HAJJA ab

  14 weeks and 1 day ago

  
  
  
  www.fun1001.com | Send this image to your friend
  
  
  
  
  

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  krishh heda

  15 weeks and 7 hours ago

  If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,
  If your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.
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  I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
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  Practice makes perfect.....
  But nobody's perfect..... .
  So why practice?
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  If it's true that we are here to help others,
  Then what exactly are the others here for?
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  Since light travels faster than sound,
  People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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  Money is not everything.
  There's Mastercard & Visa.
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  One should love animals.
  They are so tasty.
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  Behind every successful man, there is a woman
  And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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  krishh heda

  16 weeks and 11 hours ago

  
  Send a picture Scrap!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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  HAJJA ab

  16 weeks and 18 hours ago

  
  
  

  
  
  Funscrape.Com | More Friendship Day Comments
  
  
  
  

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  HAJJA ab

  19 weeks and 5 days ago

  
  
  More Friendship Flowers and Scraps
  
  

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  krishh heda

  19 weeks and 6 days ago

  Kisi Ke Intezaar Me Hi Dil Ka Qarar Hai,
  Kisi Ki Bas Ek Jhalak Me Hi Sara Sansar Hai,
  Kisi Ki Ek Muskurahat Se Khushiyan Hazar Hai,
  Shayad Isi Ka Naam Toh Pyaar Hai
  
  Kisi Ki Khamoshi Me Baatein Hazar Hai,
  Kisi Ki Jhuki Palkon Me Haya Beshumar Hai.
  Kisi Ka Zikr Dil Sunna Chahe Baar Baar Hai,
  Shayad Isi Ka Naam Toh Pyaar Hai,
  
  Kisi Ki Shararat Se Dil Ko Qarar Hai,
  Kisi Ki Ek Chhuan Se Sirhan Beshumar Hai
  Kisi Ke Dard Me Roye Dil Zar Zar Hai,
  Shayad Isi Ka Naam Toh Pyaar Hai
  
  Kisi Ki Mehak Se Dil Gulzaar Hai,
  Kisi Ki Har Baat Pe Aitbaar Hai,
  Kisi Ke Laut Aane Ka ‘Nalin’ Ko Intezaar Hai,
  Shayad Isi Ka Naam Toh Pyaar Hai….

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  krishh heda

  22 weeks and 5 days ago

  Hey Friends..
  Hope All U Doin Rocking N Life Goin On Zkhakas....
  
  Hope U Like My Msgs & Jokes...
  
  But Required Atleast 1 Reply...
  
  N I Am Dam Sure Dat All Of Will Be Give Me A Sweet Reply

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  krishh heda

  22 weeks and 6 days ago

  HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
  SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
  
  HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
  SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
  
  HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
  SHE: I must have been given your share !
  
  HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
  SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
  
  HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
  SHE: Okay, get out!
  
  HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
  SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
  
  HE: Can I have your name?
  SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
  
  HE: Shall we go and see a film?
  SHE: I've already seen it!
  
  HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
  SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
  
  HE: Is this seat empty?
  SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
  
  HE: So, what do you do for a living?
  SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
  
  HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
  SHE: Do not enter.

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  krishh heda

  23 weeks and 7 hours ago

  Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
  Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
  Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
  
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  Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
  Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
  Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!
  
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  Santa: Station tak Jane ke kitne paise?
  Rikshawala: 10 Rs
  Santa: 2 Rs mein chalega to theek hai
  Rikshawala: 2 Rs mein kaun Le ke jayega?
  Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
  
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  Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
  Wife remain silent.
  Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
  Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.
  
  

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