Captain Yr
at work
updated: 4 weeks and 2 days ago
42 years, Male, Dubai, UAE, AE
Favorite Artists:
Aamir khan
Artists I hate:
My website:
About Me:
http://www.imeem.com/captainyr
Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi
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Zindagi Udas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Agar Tum Door Rehkar Bhi Hame Yaad Rakho,
is se Bada Hamare Liye koi inaam Nahi
More about me
Birthday:
10 May
Location:
Dubai, UAE, AE, 13115
captain yr
4 weeks and 2 days ago
http://www.imeem.com/captainyr
Ramesh Ur Wellwisher
5 weeks and 1 day ago
krishh heda
9 weeks and 1 day ago
zami na de asma de de, zindagi mujko asra de de
pyar na de to koi bat nahi or kuch mujko pyar sa de de
ajtak teri har bat mani hai, ulji ulji si meri kahani hai
muzpar azar tere nisani hai char din ki mere jawani hai
yaar na de to koi bat nahi or koi muzko yar sa de de
pyar na de to koi bat nahi or kuch pyar sa de de
jalta diya hu to bhuja de muze koi ibarat hu toh mita de muze
kio hasrat hu to daba de muze neend me hu agar jaga de muze
hasil na ho to koi bat nahi bas muze sapna bahar ka de de
or kuch muzko pyar sa de de
khwab na de neend bhi le le hasrat na de fikr bhi le le
chand na de rat bhi le le nam na de zat bhi le le
par muzko yaar ka pata de de zindagi muzko aasra de de
krishh heda
9 weeks and 3 days ago
Sab kahte hain par koi batata nahi kaise bhulte hain kisi ke yaado ko
sab karte hain par koi sikhata nahi kaise todte hain kiye hue waado ko
kaash ye gun hume bhi koi sikhata chahe keemat me meri jaan hi le jaata
chahe aakhiri baar hi sahi par ek gahri neend main so to leta
yaade jaha mujhe jeene nahi deti waade maut ka jaam peene nahi deti
see lete hum zakhm apne kisi tarah par ye to hume zakhm seene nahi deti
ye tadapti jaagti raate pukaarti hain usoolo se bandhi saanse siskaarti hain
kyu berahmo ki tarah jee rahe ho tum meri hi zindagi mujhe dhikkarti hain
sab todte hain par koi kyu batata nahi kaise todte hain kisi ke sapno ko
sab chhodte hain par koi sikhaata nahi kyu chhodte hain hum apno ko
aye kaash ki ye gun bhi seekh jaate to hum bhi kisi ko dhokha de paate
na rahte yu tadapte tanhaayiyo me apni bewafayi se kisi ko tadpaate
kam se kam zindagi to jee paate ise to itna badtar na hi banaate
kahte hain khuda sab kuchh dekhta hai jab marte to hum bhi saza paate
aye khuda tuhi kyu ye sikhaata nahi kaise maarte hain jameer aur iraado ko
sab kahte hain par koi batata nahi kaise bhulte hain kisi ke yaado ko
krishh heda
9 weeks and 4 days ago
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…
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Phir yaad ayae wo bikhre hue nazare,
Palkon pe reh gaye hai kanpte hue sitare,
Dil me machalne wale tufan tham gaye hai,
Arman zindagi ke khamosh ho gaye hai,
Viraniyan chamanki takdir ban gayi hai,
Mehrum zindagi ki tasvir ban gayi hai.
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krishh heda
11 weeks and 4 days ago
In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person.
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
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krishh heda
11 weeks and 5 days ago
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Question: What is the full form of math's.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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krishh heda
11 weeks and 6 days ago
Koi tumse puche kaun hu mai,tum keh dena koi khas nahi .
Ek pyar hai kacha pakka sa , ek jooth hai adha sacha sa .
Jazbat ko dhake ek parda bas ,ek bhana hai acha sa .
Jeevan k ek aisa sathi hai , jo door na ho k bhi pass nahi .
Koi tumse pooche kaun hu mai,tum keh dena koi khas nahi.
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Usne kaha tum me pehle jaisi bat nahi? Maine kaha zindagi me tera sath nahi… Us ne kaha ab bhi kisi ki aankho me doob sakte ho? Maine kaha ab kisi aankh me wo baat nahi… Usne kaha kyu itna toot kar chaha mujhe? Maine kaha insan hu pathar zaat nahi… Usne kaha kya bewafa hun main? Maine kaha mujhe ab wafa ki talash nahi..Usne kaha bhul ja mujhe ab? Maine kaha TUM HAQIQAT HO KOI KHWAB NAHI…
krishh heda
12 weeks and 17 hours ago
Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...
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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
Sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
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Duniya Gol Hai:-
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai..
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krishh heda
13 weeks and 1 day ago
Gam-e-zindagi ke maare hain... har baazi jeet ke haare hain... ye jo meri jholi mein pathar hain... sab mere chahne walo ne maare hain
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maut sai batar zindagi,pyaar sai batar diwangi,kushiyo sai batar gum , aur sab sai bandnaseeb hum...
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Log apna ban ke chood dete hai,
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.
Humse toh ful bhi nahi toda jata,
Na jane log kaise Dil Tod dete hai...
krishh heda
13 weeks and 3 days ago
Dar dar bhatakte hai arman ki tarha,
Har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
Iss duniya se khushi ki aas kya rakhna,
Yahan to gham bhi dete hai ehsaan ki tarha,
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Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai
Be-dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai
Woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin
Shiddat se mujhe uska intezar to hai
Abhi nahi to kya hua mil hi jaayegi kabhi
Mere dil mein us se milan ki aas to hai
Pyaar ki gawahi mere aansuon se na maang
Barasti nahi aankhen magar dil udaas to hai…
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Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nhi ,
Haste hue har pal bitana asan nahi ,
Zindagi mein har koi dil mein bas nahi pata ,
Aur us base hue 1 ko bhul pana asan nahi.
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Bahut udas hai koi tere jane se.
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se.
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh ,
Koi toot gaya hai TERE rooth jane se...
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krishh heda
13 weeks and 4 days ago
Oofo !
Dosti ka sara kam muze hi karna padta hai,
Mail bhi, Scrap bhi, msgs bhi...
Ek Kilo Sudh Msg Bhejna,.........
Sudh nahi samajte,
Pyar bhara Msg hi sabse sudh hai.........
krishh heda
13 weeks and 5 days ago
10 Pieces Of Advice For Woman
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
3. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
6. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
7. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
8. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
9. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
10. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
krishh heda
14 weeks and 20 hours ago
Arz Kiya Hai...
Rone De Aaj Humko..
Tu Aansu Bahane De,
Baho Me Muze Lele
Aur Khud Ko Tu Bhig Jane De
Hai Is Dil Me Itna Dard....
....Ki Tera Daman Bhi Bheeg Jayega
Sunday Se Intazar Me Huu
Ye Wednesday Kab Aayega...
Gud Morning !
krishh heda
14 weeks and 3 days ago
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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krishh heda
14 weeks and 4 days ago
If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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krishh heda
14 weeks and 5 days ago
Mujh se NAFRAT ki ajab raah nikali us nay,
Hasta basta dil kar diya khali us nay, Meray ghar ki riwayat se woh khoob waqif tha,
JUDAI mang li ban k SAWALI us nay!
krishh heda
14 weeks and 6 days ago
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
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1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
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krishh heda
15 weeks and 12 hours ago
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.