Nitin Nagwani
Friendship is not collection of hearts, but it is selection of hearts!
updated: 11 weeks and 4 days ago
22 years, Male, karanja lad, maharashtra, IN
Favorite Artists:
Shahrukh Khan
Artists I hate:
About Me:
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
More about me
Birthday:
01 December
Location:
karanja lad, maharashtra, IN, 444105
krishh heda
27 weeks and 3 days ago
intresting fact about DO's & DONT's,
the things which we strictly Do are dont's of society and
the things which we dont are the Do's of society.
so do what you have not to do and dont do what we want to do .................
and you will be the popular........
krishh heda
28 weeks and 3 hours ago
Abhi Humne Apni Aankhen Band Ki,
Toh Aap humen Sabse Khush Najar Aaye..
Agar Yahi Tarika Hai Apko Khush Dekhne Ka,
Toh Khuda Kare Ye Aanken Sada Ke Liye Band Hoo Jaye...
Gud Morning !
krishh heda
28 weeks and 7 hours ago
Every emotion doesn't have words,
Every wish doesn't have prayer.
If u smile, the world is with u,
otherwise even the drop of tear
doesn't like to stay with u...
krishh heda
28 weeks and 1 day ago
*Top 10 Heights*
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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nisha jangir
28 weeks and 4 days ago
ya like all songs of sur movie....
krishh heda
28 weeks and 4 days ago
Khushi mili toh Muskura Na Sake,
gam Mile Toh Aansu baha Na Sake.
Is Zindagi Ka Bus Yahi Raaz Raha,
Jise Chaha Use Paa Na Sake,
Aur Itna chaha Ki Kabhi Bhula Na Sake...
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krishh heda
28 weeks and 6 days ago
Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car.......preferably with Gas Kit!!!
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Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!
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If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life !
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again
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And Last One..................
Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?
krishh heda
28 weeks and 6 days ago
Plz pray 4 me bcoz I just got my medical reports back and my condition is critical. As days pass by I get smarter & sexier but don't worry it's not contagious so, u'll never get.
Rhea Sharma
29 weeks and 38 mins ago
not much!
krishh heda
29 weeks and 17 hours ago
In this summer,
Plz Fill up some water in Bowl,
And put it' where Birds can come
&
Drink it.
Bcoz It's hot & Birds can die from heat...
Plz fwds 2 all...
thnks
krishh heda
29 weeks and 1 day ago
ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana
upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
krishh heda
29 weeks and 1 day ago
Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem! When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.
Ye mere vichar nahi hai magar chaho toh sab hi ispar gaur farma sakte hai...
Have a gud day...!
krishh heda
29 weeks and 2 days ago
Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial, there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gavel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
Santa immediately responded, "Thank you , your honour, I will have a scotch and soda."
krishh heda
29 weeks and 3 days ago
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"A month."
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."