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  loveth mmboye

  7 weeks and 2 days ago

  Hello,
  My Dearest One! Greetings to you, I hope this mail will find you well and healthy and I hope we can established a relationship since we
  are meeting here for the first time,I have gone through a profile on (dhingana.com) that speaks good of you on this site: I was impressed
  when i saw your profile and decide to communicate with you. It is my
  desire to know you, I like honesty, trust, love, caring,truth,& respect
  all this qulities is in me, kindly respond to me through my private mail box (lovethmmboyeloveth@yahoo.com) so we can know ourself 's better. RESPECT is the key for understanding and tolerance among human beings. I hope to read from you if your are also interested. Then
  i will send my pictures to you.Thanks and hoping to hear from you soonest in my yahoo id and remain bless.
  Miss Loveth.
  

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  sukhada deo

  16 weeks and 1 day ago

  Did you ever stop and wonder......
  
  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
  Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  
  Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
  
  Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  
  Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  
  Are there especially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
  
  If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  
  Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  
  Do you cry under water?
  
  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  
  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
  Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
  
  Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
  
  Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  
  Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
  
  Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
  
  If corn oil is made from corn, andvegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
  
  If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

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  sukhada deo

  16 weeks and 2 days ago

  Awesome! B_O_M_B_A_Y
  
  
  
  · Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
  
  · Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
  
  · There is no darkness in Andheri.
  
  · Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
  
  · No kings ever stayed at Kings Circle.
  
  · Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
  
  · Nor is there any princess at Princess Street.
  
  · Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel.
  
  · There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
  
  · The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali.
  
  · There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
  
  · Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
  
  · Trams used to terminate at Kings Circle not Dadar*

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  sukhada deo

  16 weeks and 3 days ago

  Hi! m doing 5n......
  hw r u????

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  shikha jena

  19 weeks and 3 days ago

  TENSION
  
  Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,
  Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.
  Aapko TENSION !!
  
  Aap hospital le gaye,
  Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho
  Aapko TENSION !!
  
  Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !
  Phir ladki se pucha
  Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.
  Aapko aur TENSION.
  
  Phir police ayi
  Aapka medical check up hua.
  Report aayi.
  Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.
  Aapko aur TENSION !!
  
  Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !
  
  Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai
  Wo kiske hai…????????
  
  Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!!

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  shikha jena

  19 weeks and 4 days ago

  **WARNING**
  THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!
  
  Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
  
  Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
  
  Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
  
  
  
  Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA
  
  Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
  
  Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
  
  Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE
  
  *Ek Dukhi Paati.*
  
  

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  shikha jena

  21 weeks and 23 hours ago

  A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA )
  was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
  
  1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
  "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
  
  2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
  One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
  "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
  
  3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
  telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
  "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
  
  4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
  straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
  By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
  
  5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
  says:
  You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's B rand Recognition
  
  6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
  I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
  your face.
  - That's Customer Feedback
  
  7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
  "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
  husband.
  - That's demand and supply gap
  
  8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
  you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you
  marry me?"
  and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
  market share
  
  9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
  you say:
  "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction
  for entering new markets
  
  
  
  
  
  Now you learned all marketing concepts!!
  

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  shikha jena

  21 weeks and 2 days ago

  
  Bank Robbery
  A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank.
  
  But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me Rob this Bank?"
  
  The customer replies, "Well, yes!"
  
  The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his head and shoots him.
  
  He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "DID ... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB... THIS... BANK?"
  
  The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."

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  sohna Tk

  23 weeks and 4 days ago

  thanks Raj,coz they had blocked thid web site @ my work.but now it is working.

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  neha for u my friends

  23 weeks and 4 days ago

  hi
  sorry i didnt get ur pbase photos can u tell me how to see?
  anyway how r u? whats going on

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  onosuya ;)

  23 weeks and 4 days ago

  wow...i love all d songs u mentioned....cud u search some while i search a few...thanks a lot for suggesting those beautiful songs

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  neha for u my friends

  23 weeks and 5 days ago

  thanks lot

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  Bindiya bansri

  23 weeks and 5 days ago

  hi..hw r u?

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