Simran Singh

wish you all a very Happy Diwali....

updated: 1 week and 2 days ago

23 years, Female, Sydney, AU

Favorite Artists:

A R Rehman

Artists I hate:

None

My website:

About Me:

I love everything around Bollywood! Gossip, Music, Movies and Masti!

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Birthday:

15 January

Location:

Sydney, AU

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mDings! (total:311)

OM OM

5 hours and 14 mins ago

Hiiii

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sharang kamat

2 days and 28 mins ago

hey simran wassup????????

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roshan deuja deuja

2 days and 50 mins ago

hey simran whats up iam from finland u look sexy but its not u i know.bye take care

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sagar udaipur

2 days and 2 hours ago

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

SIMRAN

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jafer khan

3 days and 3 hours ago

hi sim

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Machhindra Suryawanshi

5 days and 22 hours ago

DoSti pehli baarish ki boondoon mai hai
DoSti khiltay phooloon ki khushboo mai hai
DoSti dhaltay sooraj ki kirnoo mai hai
DoSti har nayay din ki umeed hai
DoSti khwaab hai,doosty jeet hai
DoSti pyaar hai,doosty geet hai
DoSti doo jahanooo ka sangeet hai
DoSti har khushi,doosty zindagi
DoSti agahi,rooshni, bandagi
DoSti sang chalty hawaooon mai hai
DoSti inn barasty ghataooon mai hai
DoSti doostooon ki wafaooon mai hai
HaAth uttha kay ju maangi gayi hai dua
DoSti ka asar inn Duaooon main hai

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kevin shane

1 week and 1 day ago

simran note down my yahoo account plzz
solitude_buster@yahoo.com
hope u will mail me hav a nice day bub bye :-)

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IRONY OF FATE

1 week and 3 days ago

Hmm Nice collection!!!!!!!!

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IRONY OF FATE

1 week and 3 days ago

Hi
Whatz up?
Good morning.......

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2 weeks and 4 days ago

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Ramesh Ur Wellwisher

3 weeks and 1 day ago

good collection

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Machhindra Suryawanshi

4 weeks and 2 days ago

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
___________ _________ _________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
____________ _________ ________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
___________ _________ ________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
____________ _________ ______

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
____________ _________ _________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
___________ _________ _________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
____________ _________ ________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
___________ _________ ________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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